Crystal Gayle sings to a group of lecherous old rednecks

Publish date: 2024-03-19

The way the old men in this crowd are lusting over Crystal is both creepy and hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 33March 22, 2021 6:16 PM

Is she white or "ethnic"?

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2021 5:16 PM

She's white. Otherwise she wouldn't have been allowed to sing for them.

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2021 5:24 PM

Geez just how long is her hair? Real??

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2021 5:26 PM

I think she has a bit of Native American genes.

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2021 5:41 PM

As she gets older, she looks more like her sister, Loretta Lynn.

That song came out in 1977. Those men in the audience were already adults when the song came out.

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2021 8:27 PM

I'm sure these people are a bunch of old friends of Loretta's and Crystal is used to being leered at.

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2021 9:07 PM

You can see that one really heavy guy rubbing himself halfway into the song.

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2021 9:16 PM

R3 Yeah, it's her real hair. I'm trying to picture her dying that long, mangey mess. WTF, cut those nasty strings off already, you're not a teenager anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2021 9:20 PM

There was another thread that mentioned her having a whole team of gays tending to her hair and it takes about 5 hours to wash.

by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2021 9:23 PM

Hate her voice, love the steel guitar in the band. Someone on here years ago worked at a hotel in room service, he brought her order to her room, she was on the phone, snatched the order from him and slammed the door with nary a tip or "Thank you".

by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2021 9:26 PM

I think she can still have her trademark long hair, but cut it to about waist-length. At least she'd be more capable of dealing with the long hair by herself instead of relying on a team of gays, lol.

by Anonymousreply 12March 21, 2021 9:36 PM

Her pitch is awful. Also, how can she afford to keep 5 guys on the payroll just to fix that mop.

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2021 10:21 PM

I thought it was “donuts make my brown eyes blue “...

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2021 10:25 PM

She looks great despite the stupid hair. This video is so creepy-why is she standing in the middle of them? I love her soundtrack with Tom Waits for One From the Heart.

by Anonymousreply 15March 21, 2021 11:24 PM

Ok here is my 2 cents.

It it ridiculous for a woman to have hair that fucking long. Especially when you’re in your 70s.

Didn’t she sing a song about her brown eye (asshole)??

by Anonymousreply 16March 21, 2021 11:35 PM

I have to wonder if that's a big hair clip. Life is too short to have to deal with the hassle of that hair - can you imagine trying to get around life with that shit getting caught in everything?

by Anonymousreply 17March 21, 2021 11:38 PM

I doubt she moves around much r17.

by Anonymousreply 18March 21, 2021 11:39 PM

[quote]Didn’t she sing a song about her brown eye (asshole)??

Don't Neglect My Brown Eye (After I Blew You)

by Anonymousreply 19March 21, 2021 11:40 PM

All those old men, in the audience are other classic country performers that she has known for decades. It is a clip from the Country Family Reunion series.

by Anonymousreply 21March 22, 2021 12:01 AM

Country Cunt Family Jubilee

by Anonymousreply 22March 22, 2021 12:02 AM

[quote] I have to wonder if that's a big hair clip.

I don't think so. Looks kind of thin and stringy. If it were a clip-on, I think it would look a little more lustrous and thick.

by Anonymousreply 23March 22, 2021 12:24 AM

I saw her perform about 3 years ago and it was one of the best live shows I have ever been to.

Sang all her hits and had a blast interacting with the audience. My friend and I were probably the only ones in the sold out (yes, she still sells out 3000+ seats) concert hall under 70 and were 3rd row, middle.

She brought out her sister Peggy Sue, who has quite a mouth on her, and she started going into this rather dirty (for the audience) joke and you could hear seats creeking as the elderly were getting a bit uncomfortable. Crystal was looking right at me and I lost it and was laughing so hard tears started streaming down my cheeks. Crystal also lost it and had to turn her back to the audience to compose herself.

Afterwards, she did a meet and greet and as soon as I walked up to get a picture she said, "Well here comes Giggles!" Then she had her husband go get her sister from backstage to say hi and she said, "I'm glad someone out there gets my humor." It was a great moment.

by Anonymousreply 24March 22, 2021 1:18 AM

I always thought she was very forward thinking in writing a song about the perils of excessive anal.

by Anonymousreply 25March 22, 2021 1:24 AM

Great story, r24! I love this soundtrack...

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by Anonymousreply 26March 22, 2021 1:36 AM

I wish every MAGA idiot was into the stylings of Crystal Gayle instead of overthrowing the country.

by Anonymousreply 27March 22, 2021 1:37 AM

She put the "cunt" in county music.

by Anonymousreply 28March 22, 2021 1:53 AM

Just fell down the rabbit hole of her music and was surprised she had as many hits as she did. She has a catalog that rivals Cher or Madonna in terms of recognizable hits.

"Wrong Road Again"

"Somebody Loves You"

"I'll Get Over You"

"I'll Do It All Over Again"

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

"Ready for the Times to Get Better"

"Talking in Your Sleep"

"Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For"

"Half the Way"

"When I Dream"

"If You Ever Change Your Mind"

"Take It Easy"

"Too Many Lovers"

"Livin' in These Troubled Times"

"Our Love Is on the Faultline"

"Baby, What About You"

"You and I"

"Turning Away"

Does Loretta even have this many recognizble hits?

by Anonymousreply 29March 22, 2021 2:07 AM

R21 Regardless of whether she's known them for decades all of them are clearly leering at her and looking her up and down. The whole video is creepy.

by Anonymousreply 30March 22, 2021 6:01 PM

Does she have her hair insured?

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by Anonymousreply 32March 22, 2021 6:13 PM

But what about the hair down below?

by Anonymousreply 33March 22, 2021 6:16 PM

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